April 24, 2014

amusedandbemused asked: If it's no too late, Rhiannon!

drummingpartridge:

It’s never too late for music.

Ray Charles Party - Dinner Is Ruined
it’s gonna be a Ray Charles kinda party, everybody’s gonna go

Hand So Small - Low
from a hand so large you feel yourself getting smaller

I Can’t Move - Martin Creed
I want things to happen to me, I want to let go of things, I want to be free

All the Same Eyes - Rheostatics
and it’s a Sunday afternoon, there’s no one else around, under weight of growing up from the ground

No Rain - Blind Melon
(are you old enough to know how important this video is? answer is VERY.)

New Clouds, Hot Clouds - Spiral Beach
new clouds come out and fuck away the frowns, fluffy little bastards

Out of the Blue - Julian Casablancas
and the ones that I made pay were never the ones who deserved it, and those who deserved it, they’ll never understand it

No Action - Elvis Costello
every time I phone you I just wanna put you down

Tal made me a playlist, and it’s fantastic.

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SPACE BOYFRIEND

  • INT. CAR - NIGHT
  • Rhiannon and Jessica are discussing a wedding they'll be attending in 2015. They're promised (in an unspoken agreement) to not get plus ones on their invites. In the spirit of fairness, they want plus ones.
  • Jessica: But we CAN just lie. "Hi, I actually have a secret boyfriend."
  • Rhiannon: "He's from ... space."
  • Jessica: "I don't get to see him that much because space ..."
  • Together: " ... is REALLY faraway!"
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jessicaexplainsitall:

ricktimus replied to your post:TOTAL TOOLS
Total Tools. I smell a sitcom!

I think you’re most certainly onto something. Total Tools, a hardware store and male dominated workplace but a brand new female manager arrives. She is brilliant at driving a forklift and works there by day and writes novels by night. The “total tools” are the bullheaded dudes that work at Total Tools and think the new boss cannot drive a a forklift, or run a business. The series follows our heroine as she overcomes adversity in the workplace and drives the hell out of a forklift. With lots of slapstick comedy for the kids!

It’ll be like Home Improvement meets 30 Rock.

With a keen inspiration from Home Improvement in the fashion department.

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And lots of the achievement of this:

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WOULD WATCH.

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April 23, 2014
fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP

fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP

(via paulftompkins)

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April 22, 2014
First thing I read in this book Jess and I rescued from an op-shop is the best story involving peanuts and emeralds I’ve ever seen. This MacArthur guy was one smooth dude.

First thing I read in this book Jess and I rescued from an op-shop is the best story involving peanuts and emeralds I’ve ever seen. This MacArthur guy was one smooth dude.

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April 19, 2014
My father made it very clear that his “image” is worth a lot of money. I didn’t get him to sign a waiver, but I’m posting this anyway.

My father made it very clear that his “image” is worth a lot of money. I didn’t get him to sign a waiver, but I’m posting this anyway.

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April 17, 2014

ricktimus:

nebachanezar:

The real plot line of 30 Rock.

Miss you, 30 Rock.

This running joke was one my favourites in the history of 30 Rock.

(Source: cassiejuly)

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April 11, 2014
I wanted to prove that fix the sink/fix my sink was sex slang as no one believes me ever, and urban dictionary delivered. Just as a side note of advice, always give way to predistrians.

I wanted to prove that fix the sink/fix my sink was sex slang as no one believes me ever, and urban dictionary delivered. Just as a side note of advice, always give way to predistrians.

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April 9, 2014
We have a new door! 

We have a new door! 

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April 5, 2014
Life hack: trivial pursuit should not be played sober. It’s so much more high octane/stakes with drinks involved.

Life hack: trivial pursuit should not be played sober. It’s so much more high octane/stakes with drinks involved.

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April 1, 2014

Thoughts on the HIMYM finale: Wherein I discuss feelings about a TV show because I have many and at least 3 of them are disappointment.

Spoilers ahead.

It wasn’t the plot points that were the issue for me, it was the way they were executed. 

The final few minutes of the episode were rushed, insensitive, and disregarded character development. With a lighter touch and a few extra minutes it could have been great.

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March 29, 2014
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I was going to take a picture of the crazy amazing hair situation I have going on right now, but there’s something wrong with my face.

Here’s a representation of the pure joy my hair is today.

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Edit: Jessica has confirmed this is indeed the essence/spirit of my hair today.

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